on my blog, but my life has been nothing but quiet lately. I've been trying to get into the routine of my new job, the kids started school (yeah, 3rd grade homework!), life in general has just been busy. I have worked on a couple of new things and will post those maybe later today and tomorrow. For now, I'm going to share a cute email a friend of mine sent to me. It's really funny, hope you enjoy!
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they put them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills.... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of chocolate can make you gain 5 pounds.
My mind not only wanders... it sometimes leaves completely (this is me sometimes, haha).
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that if you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the harder it is to lose weight because by then, you and your fat are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. (this is me a lot lately!)
Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrings 2 sizes!
Skinny people irritate me. Especially when they say thing like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." .... Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!!
Have a great LABOR DAY!!!! See ya'll again soon!
Hugs and Happy Stampin'!
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